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{"type":"standard","title":"Shahuji I","displaytitle":"Shahuji I","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3959020","titles":{"canonical":"Shahuji_I","normalized":"Shahuji I","display":"Shahuji I"},"pageid":14905623,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Shahaji_of_Tanjore.jpg/330px-Shahaji_of_Tanjore.jpg","width":320,"height":459},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Shahaji_of_Tanjore.jpg","width":2133,"height":3060},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1233389330","tid":"868caea3-3d69-11ef-b65b-a06d29d73053","timestamp":"2024-07-08T20:34:51Z","description":"Raja of Thanjavur Maratha kingdom from 1684–1712","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahuji_I","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahuji_I?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahuji_I?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shahuji_I"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahuji_I","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Shahuji_I","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahuji_I?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shahuji_I"}},"extract":"Shahuji I (b.1672) also called Shahji of the Bhonsle dynasty was the second Maratha ruler of Thanjavur. He was the eldest son of Ekoji I, who was a half brother of Shivaji, the first Maratha ruler of Thanjavur. He reigned from 1684 to 1712.","extract_html":"
Shahuji I (b.1672) also called Shahji of the Bhonsle dynasty was the second Maratha ruler of Thanjavur. He was the eldest son of Ekoji I, who was a half brother of Shivaji, the first Maratha ruler of Thanjavur. He reigned from 1684 to 1712.
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