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Cyclemys is a genus of freshwater turtles, commonly referred to as Asian leaf turtles, from the family Geoemydidae. The genus occurs throughout Southeast and South Asia, and currently contains seven species.
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Three Days and a Child is a 1967 Israeli drama film directed and co-written by Uri Zohar. It is a modernist adaptation of a short story of the same name by A. B. Yehoshua and draws on the techniques and sensibilities of French New Wave cinema.
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